Sister to Self: If I had 18 brothers and sisters, I really don't think I would be able to remember all of their middle names. Or their birthdays.
Self to Sister: An excellent point. Thank you for sharing. Was this apropos of anything?
Sister to Self: Oh, sorry. Commercial for 18 kids and counting. One of the kids yelled at the other using their entire name. I was impressed she remembered.
Self to Sister: Well, do you know my middle name and birthday (with correct spelling)? Or how about Mister's, since in 10 months, he'll be family?
Sister to Self: Good point. I should put his birthday in my phone calendar. When is it?
Self to Sister: The 16th. And isn't that weird? After a whole life of not having to use the word brother, you'll have a brother-in-law.
Sister to Self: Of what month? Yes, that is weird. It sounds very grown up. Like how I wanted glasses and a cast while I was in grade school because they seemed so cool, I wanted an in-law like other people had.
Self to Sister: This month. Like in 11 days. Which is why we were talking about presents. I know right!? Glasses seemed so cool. So did braces, until you got them. Hope brother-in-law turns out better for you.
Sister to Self: At least braces got us out of first period and gave us an excuse to get BurgerKing breakfast. I'm sure Mister can at least live up to that.
Self to Sister: I don't know. Do you remember how good a Croissan'wich is?
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